Think of the children

During times of conflict it is easy to forget who is hurt the most... The Children... Hi, I am Durzo... You might remember me from the Dargarth Games where I beat your nation's impotent champions to death and drank their blood from a boot... I am coming to you to discuss the children of Dargarth and the effect this upcoming conflict has had on them. Many of the children have been orphaned by the tides of war... Legion is here to tell you that, we got this... We of Legion take misguided boys and girls, who are lost, and without direction, and give their lives meaning in the blood orgy gulags we have constructed in undisclosed locations. We took this sappy Anakin looking muppet and turned him into a lazy eyed psycho, eager for conflict, and revenge... What once would have been a miserable, disease ridden urchin shambling about the streets of your capital, Legion's innovative training methods have turned into potential front line shock troops for your blood feud... So do not worry about the costs of war. The orphans caused by your conflict have been well taken care of... Contact a Legion embassy for further information... donations and contracts eagerly accepted.