Brotheon

Within the great brotherhood in the sky, there is a group of gods which stand out from the rest. This fraternity is known as the "Brotheon," for it is a fellowship of epic level bros.

What follows is a partial list of this pantheon, as well as some of what each bro-god rules.

Brodin: the All-Bro (the figurative father of the brotheon) Broseidon: Lord of the Brocean Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro (who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.) Bropolo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan Bromes: Master of the beer run Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour

Brometheus: He that stole fire for man (and you can guess the rest of that joke) Brocules: Lord of the Bench Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans (evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk Broseph: The man with the letterman jacket of many colors Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling

Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon