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Brodin: the All-Bro ''(the figurative father of the brotheon)''<br> | Brodin: the All-Bro ''(the figurative father of the brotheon)''<br> | ||
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Broddha: he's a Brodhisattva | Broddha: he's a Brodhisattva | ||
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Brometheus: He that stole fire for man ''(so they could light up for the first time)''<br> | Brometheus: He that stole fire for man ''(so they could light up for the first time)''<br> | ||
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Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling<br> | Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling<br> | ||
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Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon<br> | Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon<br> | ||
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| − | + | [[Cannibus Maximus]] apparently worships the All-Bro. | |
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[[Category:Jokes]] | [[Category:Jokes]] | ||
Revision as of 15:08, 6 May 2015
Within the great brotherhood in the sky, there is a group of gods which stand out from the rest. This fraternity is known as the "Brotheon," for it is a fellowship of epic level bros.
What follows is a partial list of this pantheon, as well as some of what each bro-god rules.
Gods
Brodin: the All-Bro (the figurative father of the brotheon)
Broseidon: Lord of the Brocean
Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro (who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)
Bropollo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp
BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan
Bromes: Master of the beer run
Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover
Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour
Broddha: he's a Brodhisattva
Heroes
Brometheus: He that stole fire for man (so they could light up for the first time)
Brocules: Lord of the Bench
Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War
King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans (evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk)
Broseph: The bro with the letterman jacket of many colors
Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling
Other folk
Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon
(Official) Followers
Cannibus Maximus apparently worships the All-Bro.