Difference between revisions of "Brotheon"
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Brocules: Lord of the Bench<br> | Brocules: Lord of the Bench<br> | ||
Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War<br> | Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War<br> | ||
| − | King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans ''(evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk''<br> | + | King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans ''(evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk)''<br> |
| − | Broseph: The | + | Broseph: The bro with the letterman jacket of many colors<br> |
Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling<br> | Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling<br> | ||
Revision as of 21:50, 18 October 2013
Within the great brotherhood in the sky, there is a group of gods which stand out from the rest. This fraternity is known as the "Brotheon," for it is a fellowship of epic level bros.
What follows is a partial list of this pantheon, as well as some of what each bro-god rules.
Also, that guy Cannibus Maximus apparently worships the All-Bro.
Brodin: the All-Bro (the figurative father of the brotheon)
Broseidon: Lord of the Brocean
Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro (who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)
Bropolo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp
BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan
Bromes: Master of the beer run
Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover
Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour
Brometheus: He that stole fire for man (and you can guess the rest of that joke)
Brocules: Lord of the Bench
Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War
King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans (evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk)
Broseph: The bro with the letterman jacket of many colors
Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling
Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon