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What follows is a partial list of this pantheon, as well as some of what each bro-god rules. | What follows is a partial list of this pantheon, as well as some of what each bro-god rules. | ||
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| + | === Gods === | ||
Brodin: the All-Bro ''(the figurative father of the brotheon)''<br> | Brodin: the All-Bro ''(the figurative father of the brotheon)''<br> | ||
Broseidon: Lord of the [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BROCEAN Brocean]<br> | Broseidon: Lord of the [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BROCEAN Brocean]<br> | ||
Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro ''(who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)''<br> | Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro ''(who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)''<br> | ||
| − | + | Bropollo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp<br> | |
BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan<br> | BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan<br> | ||
Bromes: Master of the beer run<br> | Bromes: Master of the beer run<br> | ||
Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover<br> | Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover<br> | ||
Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour<br> | Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour<br> | ||
| + | Broddha: he's a Brodhisattva | ||
| − | Brometheus: He that stole fire for man ''( | + | === Heroes === |
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| + | Brometheus: He that stole fire for man ''(so they could light up for the first time)''<br> | ||
Brocules: Lord of the Bench<br> | Brocules: Lord of the Bench<br> | ||
Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War<br> | Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War<br> | ||
| − | King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans ''(evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk''<br> | + | King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans ''(evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk)''<br> |
| − | Broseph: The | + | Broseph: The bro with the letterman jacket of many colors<br> |
Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling<br> | Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling<br> | ||
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| + | === Other folk === | ||
Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon<br> | Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon<br> | ||
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| + | === (Official) Followers === | ||
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| + | [[Cannibus Maximus]] apparently worships the All-Bro. | ||
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| + | [[Villager X]] has worshipped Broseidon. | ||
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| + | [[Bounty's Bog]] has worshipped Brodin and Broseidon in the past. | ||
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| + | In parts of [[RagnFjord]] Brodin is known as the bother of Odin, in other parts as a facet of that deity. | ||
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| + | The Brotheon is respected in the [[Sheablands]], and sometimes called upon at the gaming tables. | ||
{{template:Faith}} | {{template:Faith}} | ||
[[Category:Jokes]] | [[Category:Jokes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:13, 24 December 2017
Within the great brotherhood in the sky, there is a group of gods which stand out from the rest. This fraternity is known as the "Brotheon," for it is a fellowship of epic level bros.
What follows is a partial list of this pantheon, as well as some of what each bro-god rules.
Gods
Brodin: the All-Bro (the figurative father of the brotheon)
Broseidon: Lord of the Brocean
Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro (who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)
Bropollo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp
BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan
Bromes: Master of the beer run
Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover
Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour
Broddha: he's a Brodhisattva
Heroes
Brometheus: He that stole fire for man (so they could light up for the first time)
Brocules: Lord of the Bench
Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War
King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans (evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk)
Broseph: The bro with the letterman jacket of many colors
Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling
Other folk
Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon
(Official) Followers
Cannibus Maximus apparently worships the All-Bro.
Villager X has worshipped Broseidon.
Bounty's Bog has worshipped Brodin and Broseidon in the past.
In parts of RagnFjord Brodin is known as the bother of Odin, in other parts as a facet of that deity.
The Brotheon is respected in the Sheablands, and sometimes called upon at the gaming tables.