Difference between revisions of "Brotheon"
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Broseidon: Lord of the [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BROCEAN Brocean]<br> | Broseidon: Lord of the [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BROCEAN Brocean]<br> | ||
Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro ''(who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)''<br> | Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro ''(who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)''<br> | ||
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BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan<br> | BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan<br> | ||
Bromes: Master of the beer run<br> | Bromes: Master of the beer run<br> | ||
Revision as of 18:50, 21 October 2013
Within the great brotherhood in the sky, there is a group of gods which stand out from the rest. This fraternity is known as the "Brotheon," for it is a fellowship of epic level bros.
What follows is a partial list of this pantheon, as well as some of what each bro-god rules.
Also, that guy Cannibus Maximus apparently worships the All-Bro.
Brodin: the All-Bro (the figurative father of the brotheon)
Broseidon: Lord of the Brocean
Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro (who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)
Bropollo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp
BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan
Bromes: Master of the beer run
Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover
Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour
Broddha: he's a Brodhisattva
Brometheus: He that stole fire for man (and you can guess the rest of that joke)
Brocules: Lord of the Bench
Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War
King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans (evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk)
Broseph: The bro with the letterman jacket of many colors
Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling
Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon